rapist van/the smelly hippy with lice from san francisco

above is a photo of suzy's infamous rapist van.


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here's a funny story... a girl in suzy's class, from university, has been trying to befriend her. she's from the states, and suzy seems to think that she feels some sort of a kindred spirit because of their similar nationalities. she's been trapping suzy into hanging out with her, and suzy has deviated the plans each time. she even tricked suzy by calling her from another phone number, as suzy had been avoiding her numerous calls. suzy was then suckered into meeting her at the esplanade. suzy texted her back that we were taking a nap, and we heard no response from her. this was the same night jon invited us to the bbq. on the way to jasmine and adrian's house, suzy got a text from the gal saying that she was refreshed and ready to paint the town red. suzy was distressed -- she didn't want to hang out with her, but wanted to let her down easy.



suzy was telling her worries about this clingy girl to the people at the dinner party. julian then whipped out his iPhone, and presented us with an application for excuses. the first one that popped up was one about having lice. we then decided that suzy's excuse was the couch surfer she just picked up -- me -- has lice, and she had to sort out the 'smelly hippy from san francisco.' everyone at the party thought that the excuse was brilliant, and definitely believable.



so now i am known to her psycho classmate as 'the smelly hippy with lice from san francisco.'